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| Pretty little one |
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| How has it | all begun? |
| E | |
| They’re | teaching you how to walk |
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| But you’re al | ready on the run |
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| Little | one -- What you | gonna do? |
| A | B | |
| Little | one -- Honey, it’s | all up to you |
| E | C#m | |
| Now your | daddy’s in the den shootin’ up the | evening news |
| E | C#m |
| Mama’s with a friend, lately she’s | been so confused |
| A | E | |
| Little | one -- Come on and | take my hand |
| A | B | |
| I | may not have the answer, but I | believe I got a plan |
| A | E | |
| Honey you | shake and I’ll rattle and we’ll | roll on down the line |
| B | A | E | |
| And | see if we can’t get in touch with a | very close friend of | mine |
| A | |
| But let me | clue you in, it ain’t like him |
| E | |
| To | argue or pretend- |
| B | A | E |
| Honey let me introduce you to my | redneck | friend |
| E | C#m | |
| Well they’ve | got a little list of all those things of | which they don’t approve |
| E | C#m | |
| They’ve | got to keep their eyes on you or | you might make your move |
| A | E | |
| Little | one -- I really | wish you would |
| A | B | |
| Little | one -- I think the | damage would do you good |
| A | E | |
| Honey you | shake and I’ll rattle and we’ll | roll on down the line |
| B | |
| We’re going to | forget all about the battle |
| A | E | |
| It’s gonna | feel so | fine |
| A | |
| ’Cause he’s the | missing link, the kitchen sink- |
| E | |
| El | even on a scale of ten |
| B | A | E |
| Honey let me introduce you to my | redneck | friend |
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| A | E | |
| Honey you | shake and I’ll rattle and we’ll | roll on down the line |
| B | |
| I’m going to | try to swing you up into my saddle |
| E | |
| And then we’ll | run but you’ll think we’re flyin’ |
| A | |
| Now honey | don’t just stand there |
| E | |
| Lookin’ like this | dream will never end |
| B | A | E |
| Honey let me introduce you to my | redneck | friend |
| B | A | E |
| Honey let me introduce you to my | redneck | friend |
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