G | Bm | Em | Em7 | C |
G | Bm | Em |
I read the | news today oh, | boy |
C | Em | Am | C |
About a | lucky man who | made the grade |
G | Bm | Em |
And though the | news was rather | sad |
C | F | Em | Em7 |
Well I just | had to laugh |
C | F | Em | C |
I saw the | photogra | ph |
G | Bm | Em |
He blew his | mind out in a c | ar |
C | Em | Am | Cmaj7 |
He didn’t | notice that the | lights had changed |
G | Bm | Em |
A crowd of peop | le stood and sta | red |
C | F |
They’d seen | his face before, |
Em | Em7 | C |
Nobody was really sure if | he was from the house of | lords. |
G | Bm | Em |
I saw a fil | m today oh, boy |
C | Em | Am | Cmaj7 |
The English | army had just | won the war |
G | Bm | Em |
A crowd of | people turned | away |
C | F |
But I just | had a look |
Em | Em7 | C |
Having | read the | book, |
C | Bm | G | Em |
I’d love to | turn... | you... | on... |
E |
Woke up, fell out of bed, |
Dsus4 | D | D2 | D | ||||
Dragged a comb across my | head |
E | F#m7 |
Found my way downstairs and | drank a cup, |
E | F#m7 | B7 | |
And | looking up I n | oticed I was lat | e. |
E | |
Found | my coat and grabbed my hat |
Dsus4 | D | D2 | D | ||||
Made the bus in seconds | flat |
E | F#m7 | B7 | |
Found my | way upstairs and | had a | smoke, |
E | F#m7 | |
and | somebody spoke and I | went into a dream |
Am | C | G | D |
Aaaahhhhh |
E | C | G | D | A |
G | Bm | Em |
I read the | news today oh b | oy |
C | Em | Am | Cmaj7 |
Four thousand | holes in blackburn, l | ancashire |
G | Bm | Em |
And though the | holes were rather | small |
C | F |
They had to | count them all, |
Em | Em7 | C |
Now they know how many holes it | takes to fill the Albert | Hall. |
C | Bm | G | Am | E | |
I’d | love to | turn... | yo | u... | on... |